#neotwiny.OH NO

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<h1>OH NO:<br>MY HOT COWORKERS KEEP TURNING ME ON!</h1> <span class="btn"><<button [[play|start]]>><</button>></span> <div class="flex"><<link 'settings'>><<run UI.settings()>><</link>> | <<link 'credits'>><<popup 'credits' 'credits'>><</link>></div>

<div id="sidetop"> <<if $room is 2>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/jnKmSpYX/lvl2-1.png]] <<elseif $room is 3>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/hQrwz2Sq/lvl2-2.png]] <<elseif $room is 4>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/w3pjN36W/lvl2-3.png]] <<elseif $room is 5>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/mhy2yRkT/lvl3-1.png]] <<elseif $room is 6>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/rKyyhbRx/lvl3-2.png]] <<elseif $room is 7>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/1fWmbHDT/lvl4-1.png]] <<elseif $room is 8>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/Y45TJ4XT/lvl4-2.png]] <<else>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/yg02BVtx/lvl1.png]] <</if>> </div> <div id="sidebottom"> <<if $horny is 50>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/307R8cQp/tytusflush.png]] <<elseif $horny is 75>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/9Ry0jjKC/tytussisgh.png]] <<elseif $horny is 100>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/dZB0LjJf/tytushorny.png]] <<else>> [img[https://i.postimg.cc/mhGN1Zb3/tytusneutral.png]] <</if>> </div>

<<set $room to 1>><<set $horny to 25>> <<preload 'https://i.postimg.cc/jnKmSpYX/lvl2-1.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/hQrwz2Sq/lvl2-2.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/w3pjN36W/lvl2-3.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/mhy2yRkT/lvl3-1.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/rKyyhbRx/lvl3-2.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/1fWmbHDT/lvl4-1.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/Y45TJ4XT/lvl4-2.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/yg02BVtx/lvl1.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/307R8cQp/tytusflush.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/9Ry0jjKC/tytussisgh.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/dZB0LjJf/tytushorny.png' 'https://i.postimg.cc/mhGN1Zb3/tytusneutral.png'>>

<<linkappend "You are Tytus, you are cursed (a story for another time), and you are the mechanic on a spaceship with 7 //very// attractive space-pirates." t8n>><br> <<linkappend "And unfortunately: you are a pervert by circumstance." t8n>><br> You sigh, mentally calculating the best way to reach the workshop while navigating<<linkappend "<br><<timed 1s t8n>>.<br><<next>>.<br><<next>>. <br><<next>> //escalating// interactions with your coworkers.<</timed>>" t8n>><br> Chin up, eyes <span id="heh"><<nobr>><<mouseover>> <<link 'straight'>><</link>>, <<onmousein>> <<replace '#tooltip'>>(≖⌣≖)<</replace>> <<onmouseout>> <<replace '#tooltip'>><</replace>> <</mouseover>> @@#tooltip;@@<</nobr>></span> <<link [[you can do this!|1]]>><<set $room += 1>><</link>> <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>>

Determined, you descend from the crew quarters and march by the training room where <<link [[grunting catches your ears|elion1]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>>. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|2]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

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Your eye twitches as, in your periphery, <<link [[Elion|elion2]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>> kicks a training dummy into submission with strong legs attached to a pair of glorious thighs. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|2]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<widget "scicon">><span @class="'sc-icon sc-' + $args.raw" alt="' + $args.raw + '"></span><</widget>>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>You continue with a determined gait. Nothing can stop you as you rush down the hall and through the gym filled with <<link [[gentle breathing|rahatrixel1]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>>. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|3]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>Gulping, your gaze lands on the curvy form of <<link [[Rahatrixel|rahatrixel2]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>> as they bend over to touch their toes with a satisfied sigh. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|3]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>Past the gym, you pass the pool. Lucid water laps at the corner of your vision when <<link [[someone splashes smoothly above the surface|kiirara]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>>. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|4]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>Descending another level, you enter the lounge to <<link [[the rapid click-tap of keys and a hum of muted satisfaction|somne]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>>. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|5]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>Your mouth dries out when <<link [[Kiirara|kiirara2]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>> pulls herself up on the pool's edge, glistening droplets cascading down her scantily clad body. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|4]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>You double-take at the words emblazoned across the seat the tiny shorts that <<link [[Somne|somne2]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>> is wearing as a pair of arms tap at a laptop and the other pair place pretzels between glossy lips. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|5]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>Just a little further! But you nearly swallow your tongue as <<link [[wet smacks and soft moaning|fettealimars]]>><<set $horny += 25>><</link>> from the kitchen portends your greatest challenge yet. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|6]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>Your throat is dry when you gulp at the heat of the pair making out on the counter, <<link [[Alimars|fettealimars2]]>><<set $horny += 25>><</link>> laying back with <<link [[Fette|fettealimars2]]>><<set $horny += 25>><</link>> seated comfortably in his lap. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|6]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>You shuffle along the wall with your breath held tight and descend once more into the lab, welcoming the chill of the room—<<link [[but not the sound of fabric sliding over slick skin|aori]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>>. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|end1]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>>Your eyes lock intently on where <<link [[Aori|aori2]]>><<set $horny += 12.5>><</link>> wipes down her lower stomach with a rag before extracting the liquid into glassware. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|end1]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

<<if $horny > 90>><<goto "end2">><</if>><<linkappend "You round the corner and—finally: the workshop!" t8n>><br> <<linkappend "You practically cry in relief as the doors hiss shut behind you. Clutching your overheated face, you collapse onto a stool, frustration trapped in your throat." t8n>><br> <<linkappend "You survived—despite still being aflame with embarrassment." t8n>><br> Maybe tomorrow will be less of a challenge<<linkappend "<br><<timed 1s t8n>>.<br><<next>>.<br><<next>>. <br><<next>>doubtful.<</timed>>" t8n>><br> <<nobr>><div class="center nobr"><<button '<span class="sc-icon sc-power"></span>'>><<goto [[title]]>><<run Engine.restart()>><</button>></div><</nobr>> <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>>

<div id="shake"><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/dZB0LjJf/tytushorny.png"></div> <h1 style="animation: none!important;">OH NO:<br>You got too turned on and melted into a horny puddle! How embarrassing!</h1> <<timed 1s t8n>><<nobr>><div class="center"><<button '<span class="sc-icon sc-power"></span>'>><<goto [[title]]>><<run Engine.restart()>><</button>></div><</nobr>><</timed>>

Something else twitches too, and you think there might be something wrong with your self-preservation instincts. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|2]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

to place after <<set $variable>> in case of errors: <<replace "#sidetop">>[img[https://i.postimg.cc/jnKmSpYX/lvl2-1.png]]<</replace>>

You have a sudden and unexplainable interest in space-yoga. Should probably get off—//on//!—that. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|3]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

You wonder if licking lucid water off skin would kill you. Well—if it's for science. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|4]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

The shorts say //'Hackerman'// but you can't read on account of your thick, raging... dyslexia. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|5]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

They're really going at it! <b>//Wow//</b>, they're like //really// going at it... <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|6]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>

That's sweat... But you wet your lips—you are a freak, after all. <div class="center"><<button [[keep going!|end1]]>><<set $room += 1>><</button>></div>